The president of the united states is looking for a call girl. So he goes to this local bar where he finds a blonde, a brunette, and red head.
He goes up to the Blonde and says, "I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost for me to spend some time with you?"
Blonde replies : "For you Mr. President just $500.00"
So he goes to the Brunette and asks the same question. "For you Mr. President, just $1000.00."
So he goes to the Red head, she thinks about it for a minute. The she replies:
"Well if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, lower your pants as low as my wages, and make your dick as hard as times are, it won't cost you a damn thing!"
This is only a joke and no ill rumors directed at our current president.
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